A few of these are real, either skilled by me or a number of my feminine friends. Okay okay, some we constructed, perhaps not that numerous really. Hey, no one stated it had been unlawful to own only a little imagination ?? you can test to guess those that I composed however, an excellent test to learn whether you understand Norwegian culture well, or whether you understand me personally well.
1. Would you like to have young ones with me? If you don’t, inform me. I will be 35, no right time for you to lose with you.
2. Exactly How times that are many week do you realy train?
3. Do you wish to be my “venn med fordell”? Me: Your exactly just what? Man: buddy with advantages, you realize, intercourse.
4. Would you like friluftsliv?
5. Don’t stand so near to my vehicle. It’s a Tesla you realize, extremely expensive.
6. Have you been drunk? After all drunk enough not to ever keep in mind everything we are going to do?
7. Which country do you realy result from? Oh i’ve a that nation coloured currently back at my globe map of beginning of girls I experienced intercourse with. Me know, I am interested if you know any girl from Fiji, North Korea or Romania let!
8. Man: can you move far from Oslo? Woman: To where as an example? Man: into the village in Trondelag I was raised in and live 30 meters far from my moms and dads. You realize, for the children to cultivate up in nature and material. Girl: What’s your name once again? Guy: Nevermind.
9. It had been this kind of koselig night we spent together don’t clover you imagine?
10. To your waiter: No we’re having to pay split. In my experience: you’d a drink significantly more you had tonight than me, don’t forget to pay everything. Me, quietly: Screw likestilling.
11. I enjoy the whale burger right here, you ought to get that.
12. Would you like to snus?
13. Man: Which novel from Knausgard would you choose? Me personally: I don’t understand, we have actuallyn’t look over any one of them. Guy: (astonished) You don’t read Knausgard? Exactly what would you read then?
14. What makes you therefore short? Will there be a genetic issue in your household?
15. Can you eat lutefisk?
16. Do you wish to develop into a citizen that is norwegian? Why don’t you? Norway could be the place that is greatest in the entire world you realize.
18. Oh you’re that French woman who writes about Norwegians. Just How numerous readers do you receive each week. Wow countless? Could you write on me?
19. What exactly is your 5-year plan?
20. Do you hurt your self whenever I banged the cup home in that person? Oh you expected us to support the hinged home for you personally? Sweety, this can be Norway, ladies are perhaps perhaps not addressed like kids here, they have been likely to hold and carry every thing on their own. It’s called sex equality. (Again, screy you gender equality – sometimes).
That is mostly by what Norwegian males state, for those who have any input on strange things Norwegian ladies state on times, be my guest and contact me along with your some ideas! Also, when you yourself have other input on things guys say, carry it on. Note: it was prompted with a twitter competition called #FirstDateQuestions.
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49 thoughts on “ Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just Norwegian males say ”
We really think 1 and 2 are reasonable…
Om nom nom, whale
I possibly couldn’t find the one that sounded composed. Actually. They’ve been exactly like that!
1 – 5 and 14, is my guess which you utilized your imagination ?? Norwegians are mostly diplomatic in this case and don’t talk it away also I saw large amount of them whom like smaller girls